Crazy Seed Scams: From $75,000 Seeds to Immortal Plants!

by Nebula Haze

I came across this hilarious post about overpriced seeds in our cannabis growing forum, and had to share screenshots of some crazy seed scams.

Title: Overpriced seeds

“Share your finds. This one takes the cake.” ~Going2fast started the thread with this amazing example of scam cannabis seeds.

Euphoria Continuum Bud – Scam stats:

  • On sale for half off, only $5000 today! (average cost of cannabis seeds is about $10/seed)
  • 53.38% THC (modern strains are typically between 20-30% THC)
  • Effects last up to 20 hours (cannabis effects usually subside within a few hours)
  • Too good to be true? YES! 100% scam.

Euphoria Continuum Bud – 100% Scam!

Gingerbeard remarks, “Dab, you fools! Dab!” Haha, it’s a funny comment yet I have to agree that if you’re looking for 54% THC, you need to be looking at using concentrates like dabs.

Oh wait, apparently 54% THC isn’t enough for some people. Rwise took the game up a notch with “Never Dies Cannabis Plant”.

Never Dies Cannabis Plant – Scam stats:

  • Just $75,000 for 10 seeds ($7,500 per seed?!?!)
  • 87.62% THC (apparently buds are essentially just THC crystals)
  • Plant NEVER dies (the first known case of true immortality)
  • My favorite line in this scam description is this cannabis plant will “outlive you even if your just 18 years old today.” 🤣

Never Dies Cannabis Plant – 100% Scam!

 

Multiverse God Bud – Scam stats:

  • On sale for only $600…per seed! (Must buy 10 at a time)
  • Hold on tight: They claim this strain arrived from outer space, frozen on a meteor that was sent by a parallel version of the breeder thousands of years in the future.
  • Has less THC (66%) than the strain above it (87%) despite it being from the future year of 4023.
  • They’re sending 24 seeds back into space in case an Asteroid destroys Earth.

Multiverse God Bud – Somehow 108% Scam!

 

I think No3odiesShad0w summed it up best: “🤣🤣🤣🤣Gucci seeds. Ppl that buy these seeds def think they’re magical beans with super powers to grow great bud all by themselves because you threw thousands of dollars at it.”

Check out the full forum post here!

And let us know if you see any other hilarious seed scams like these!

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